Litmus test for Patriotism.
Now your patriotism will be evaluated by a rigorous process put forward by the Supreme Court.
Step 1: Assume all citizens being equal. (Honest/Corrupt, Tax Payers/ Thugs, Hard Working/ Termites, Good Samaritans/ Murderers)
Step 2: Play the pride-infusing, soul-invoking national anthem.
Step 3: Carefully scan through the theatre where all people have left behind their stressful lives and come to put their nationalism to test.
Step 4: Pick those traitors who are still seated and create a ruckus (a sign of unconditional love for your country). Call the cops to join you in your struggle for freedom.
I feel weak at my knees now. You know why. Bye.